I have a problem ...

Vice: a habitual and usually trivial defect or shortcoming.

Hi ... my name is Bethany and I have a vice. Its name starts with Mountain and ends with Dew. I'm addicted ... not so much to the caffeine, but to the taste. It is a very bad addiction. It is not good for me and it makes me bloated. I am so not happy with my vice. But I just have to have the taste. My mouth waters for it like a wild animal's mouth waters for meat. Seriously. Just look at it.
{Drools} Help me ... please. Please tell me I'm not alone!

Sorry, I gotta go ... my refrigerator is calling my name.