Mother's Day at Preschool
A: 70.
Q: How tall is she?
A: 2 feet.
Q: How much does she weigh?
A: 200 pounds.
Q: What color is her hair?
A: Light brown.
Q: What does she do around the house?
A: She cooks. She goes for walks. She cleans.
Q: What is her favorite drink?
A: Chocolate milk.
Q: What is her favorite thing to eat?
A: Cake.
Q: What is her favorite TV show?
A: Dr. Phil.
Q: What does she cook?
A: Macaroni.
Q: Where does she like to go?
A: To the store.
Q: What is her favorite hobby?
A: Play with me.
LOL ... I was dying when I read this. I'm 70, I am two feet tall and I weigh 200 pounds. Oh, and I like to eat cake? Seriously. I never eat cake! LOL.
Funny stuff.